Description
Star Henge T-Shirt
Ancient mystery. Modern munchies.
The stars aligned, the portal opened… and they got stoned. The Star Henge T-Shirt features a surreal lineup of spaced-out alien figures chilling among ancient stones in a strange, cosmic twist on a prehistoric monument. Are they statues? Are they baked? Maybe both.
This tee blends interstellar weirdness with high-history humor — perfect for those who love a little conspiracy with their comedy and prefer their ancient sites with a side of smoke.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Ancient mystery. Modern munchies.
The stars aligned, the portal opened… and they got stoned. The Star Henge T-Shirt features a surreal lineup of spaced-out alien figures chilling among ancient stones in a strange, cosmic twist on a prehistoric monument. Are they statues? Are they baked? Maybe both.
This tee blends interstellar weirdness with high-history humor — perfect for those who love a little conspiracy with their comedy and prefer their ancient sites with a side of smoke.
Specs:
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
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